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The Appetizers That Made My Dinner Party Look Like I Actually Tried
My friend Jessica volunteered to host our friend group dinner without thinking through the reality that she can’t cook beyond microwaving leftovers and ordering takeout. Two hours before people arrived, she had a full panic about having nothing to serve and guests expecting some effort since she offered to host. I told her to order…
Read MoreThe Gyro That Made My Greek Friend Stop Mid-Bite and Call His Mom in Athens
My friend Stavros moved to San Francisco from Cyprus five years ago and complains constantly about how American “gyros” are sad imitations with mystery meat and weird toppings that no Greek person would recognize. He’d given up on finding real gyros here and just made do with disappointing substitutes. Then someone dragged him to Presidio…
Read MoreThe Wrap That Made My Always-Late Friend Actually Show Up on Time
My friend Marcus is chronically late to everything – meetings, dinners, movies, his own birthday party one year. We’ve learned to tell him events start thirty minutes earlier than they actually do. Last month he discovered the Turkish wraps at Presidio Kebab and suddenly he’s showing up on time, sometimes even early, to anything happening…
Read MoreThe Grill That Made My BBQ-Obsessed Uncle Shut Up for Once in His Life
My uncle Rick has been to every BBQ competition in Texas, owns four different smokers, and won’t stop talking about brisket bark and smoke rings and wood types until everyone at family dinners wants to scream. Last Thanksgiving he visited San Francisco and I dragged him to Presidio Kebab because I was tired of hearing…
Read MoreThe Dish That Made Me Pour Butter on Everything
My friend Kevin is lactose intolerant and avoids butter like it’s poison, which made it hilarious when he accidentally ordered İskender kebab at Presidio Kebab without reading the full description. When it arrived – this beautiful layered creation with döner meat over bread, topped with tomato sauce and what looked like an alarming amount of…
Read MoreThe Skewer That Made Me Understand Why People Get Obsessed With Food Texture
My friend Amanda is one of those people who says she “doesn’t care about food texture” and thinks people who do are pretentious. Then she ordered the lamb shish kebab at Presidio Kebab and halfway through eating she stopped, looked at her skewer, and said “okay I need to reconsider my entire position on texture…
Read MoreThe Smoke Smell That Made Me Follow My Nose Like a Cartoon Character
My friend Jason was walking down the street in Pacific Heights trying to find parking when he smelled something that stopped him mid-step – this incredible smoky charcoal aroma mixed with grilling meat and spices that made his stomach immediately growl despite just eating lunch an hour ago. He literally followed the smell like a…
Read MoreThe Meal That Made Me Realize Middle Eastern Food Isn’t All the Same
My friend Nicole thought Middle Eastern food was just Middle Eastern food – hummus, falafel, kebabs, all basically interchangeable. Then she went to Presidio Kebab with her Lebanese friend Rami who started pointing out the differences between Lebanese tabbouleh and Turkish kisir, Greek tzatziki and Turkish cacik, Lebanese fattoush and Turkish shepherd salad. Rami was…
Read MoreThe Kebab That Made Me Realize Everything I’d Eaten Before Was Basically Glorified Meat Sticks
My friend Ben thought he knew kebabs – he’d been to every food truck and Mediterranean restaurant in the Bay Area eating what they called kebabs. Then he went to Presidio Kebab and ordered the Adana kebab because the server recommended it. When it arrived, still sizzling from the charcoal grill with perfect char marks…
Read MoreThe Platter That Ended My Friend Group’s “What Should We Order” Fights Forever
My friend group has eight people with eight different opinions and every restaurant visit turns into a twenty-minute negotiation about what to order. Should we share? Should we get individual dishes? Who’s vegetarian this week? Who’s doing keto? Last month someone suggested the mixed grill platter at Presidio Kebab and it solved everything – one…
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